Sometimes I have words and rhymes come at me so fast it's crazy. Just ask my wife, I come up with the stupidest stuff!
Just now I was on Twitter and LL Cool J quotes some lyrics so I responded "Gangster Boogie . . . Gangster Boogie . . ." and hit tweet.
Then I thought if I wrote a rap what would it be . . . Took me all of 5 seconds to write:
I'm a Lyrical poet and I just don't know it
Spitn out rhymes like an ocean, salty words in motion
I say just what I will, I don't care how you feel
I might be white and lazy, but my rhymes sure are crazy
If I was much more funny, you'd want to pay me money
I got skillz to annihilate, you can never relate
Cause I'm dropping rhymes like mad, I'm just a gangster Dad
So don't try to step in my way, that bullying crap don't play
I'll keep this rhyme on going, mass assault of words I'm showing
Tired of reading this crap? Well you just don't know about rap
Cause these beats are so un-futile, I can make this go on a while
I might be white and lazy, but I can rhyme words like crazy
My wife is annoyed by me, but its just pure talent you see
I'd hate to just waste it, evaporate and taste it
I got to share my skillz, I got bad game it killz
I'm white and kind of crazy, my brain is fog and hazy
Now you're full of concern, wondering when will Ted return?
I think he's off his rocker, his sagging down his dockers
Maybe quit those meds? Go get in bed instead
I hate that he's so corny, but those rhymes "make me so" ornery
I hear all your views, but listen to my news
I'm kind of white and lazy, I think I may have gone crazy
I've let you in my head, should've gone to bed instead
I'm sorry to waste your time, buts you who chose to read my rhyme
"Gangster Boogie . . . Gangster Boogie . . ."